Jayson Williams is a real fuck head.
In 2002 while, well let me jump back for a second, Jayson Williams is a former NBA player whose career ended with an on court leg injury after signing an $86 million contract. Here's more background: http://www.who2.com/jaysonwilliams.html
In 2002 while giving a tour of his home in New Jersey, with a loaded shotgun in hand, he accidentally shot and killed his driver Gus Christofi. Immediately following the shooting Jayson Williams et crew* tried to cover the killing by making it look like a suicide!
*Et Crew... it seems there were some Harlem Globetrotters(HGT) on this armed tour, they'd all come to Williams home from a HGT basketball "event" in Bethleham Pa. I remember when I first read this story and thought Bethleham Pa??? that's a far cry from Wide World of Sports, Scoobie Doo and/or the Gilligan's Island movie. UGHHHH so much to elaborate on and so little time right now, well maybe I have some time...
This video is simply amazing... If you never read this blog again or never click another link that's fine but I ask, nay IMPLORE you to watch this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqZ05-CucFs - the additional cast is mind blowing and I believe the HGTs stopped a shark attack by throwing basketballs in it's mouth.
okay... back to Jayson Williams. So this morning while I was getting ready for the day I heard from my favorite morning news peoples Rosanna and Greg @Fox's Good Day NY - - that Jayson Williams was being arraigned from his hospital bed on drunk driving charges. This is the part that got to me, he crashed his Benz G500 on the FDR drive and was found in the passenger seat. No one else was in the car, witnesses say no one got out of the car and they saw him driving but following the crash he climbs in to the passenger's seat and tells the fuzz he wasn't driving. This really boils my blood.
While I was "researching" JW I found this little tidbit: "The New York City Police Department (NYPD) reported on April 27, 2009, that Jayson Williams was stunned with a taser in a New York City hotel by members of the NYPD after reports that Williams had become suicidal and violent. Upon entering the Manhattan hotel room police said that Williams was visibly intoxicated, and that empty bottles of prescription medications were found around the room. Officers stunned him with the taser and took him to a hospital."
I jokingly pictured the coppers busting into the room and upon finding Jayson Williams drunk and possibly ODing from perscription drugs deciding to stun gun him for good measure for being such a fuck head.
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This is a great link i found, you can create your own criminal sketch artist pictures: http://flashface.ctapt.de/ it's really funny but oddly every single one I do ends up looking like Richard Dreyfuss.
he would have been great as C3P0
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just gonna throw a couple more things out there...
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