It's all Greek to me - I heart Imperialism

Jokester:  I can speak every language except for Greek, test me....
Patsy: Okay, say 'nice to meet you in German'
Jokester: German, ah that's all Greek to me.

   "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?"
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I was just reading about the problems going on in the EU, mainly Greece and the PIGS nations, (Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain).  The EU doesn't look like such a great idea anymore does it Germany?  The one good thing (there's many) that comes from this screwup in Europe is it's a great f'n argument against the North American Union.  What's the North American Union you ask?  If you don't have even a slight clue then please stick your head back up your butt and go back to playing Farmville...  I, for one, can't fathom paying in my own proud currency to see a donkey show in Mexico...

Let's travel back to the times of Ancient Rome and Greece, when cities were invaded, sacked, plundered and engulfed in to new empires, are you there???  Close your eyes and picture yourself on the Spaceship Earth ride in EPCOT...  Rome is burning, hell you can SMELL it burning!!!! and that continuous loop of a chariot riding is being projected on the wall, over and over and over and over again.


I guess what I am getting at is I would like the US to economically plunder the cities of antiquity for their cultural works of art...  I want  the Parthenon brought to a newly created US city outside of Las Vegas called "Showcaseville" or "Worldville", something like that..  I created a sample layout below:


I got frustrated trying to make the layout, it would have been really funny, I included Mt. Everest... how silly right???


No need to travel further outside of America, it's way too unsafe anyway...  think about it, let me know


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I REALLY hope my kid wants to do crazy shit like this...  If I did something like this when I was a kid I probably would have been killed.  It seems the interwebs has okay'd being a total nerd